Springtime Fashion Remedies

Hello my fellow not-so-fashionable friends! It feels as though forever and a day has passed since we have last been in contact, and I must extend my deepest apologies. However, college applications have been completed (at last!) and I am once more free to indulge my fashion fancy.

I cannot believe that nearly a year has passed by. Spring has sprung and summer is just around the corner!
Sadly, springtime can be a stylistic vanguards' worst nightmare, for we face the age-old problem of what to wear. We can't simply continue wearing winter wear, nor can we dust off our summer selections just yet, especially in if you live in a place plagued by ever-changing weather. Luckily, I have not one, but several solutions (Guys, this is applicable for you too!):

1. Less is not more.

If you are unfortunate enough to reside in a place where the weather is as fickle as one of Taylor Swift's relationships, then it is quite likely that you have experienced a phenomenon in which you've either worn too many layers and been plagued by an unexpected heat wave, or worn too little and were left shivering in a veritable icebox of a building. How can such a problem be solved? Instead of wearing less clothing, and praying for merciful warmth, start out your day with a few light layers. Pair a removable sweater with sandals, or keep a scarf close at hand if you're wearing shorts. In doing this, you're prepared for both sudden heat waves and malicious cold fronts, for both items can be easily donned and removed! Also, tying things around the one's waist has resurfaced as a fashion trend.

Examples:

2. Do not, and I repeat, do not attempt to wear coats/thermal leggings/heavy sweaters "one last time" before spring starts.

Trust me, this never has, and never will work out nicely. You will be left a hot, sweaty, mascara-running mess by the end of the day.

I can guarantee that you'll be "melting" by the end of the day.

3. Above all, check the weather before exiting your home!

Yes, this may sound incredibly simple, but you would be surprised by the number of times that I have been unpleasantly surprised by Nature and her devilish plans. Be prepared, and you will never be ensnared!

I wish you the best of luck with your springtime endeavors!


Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!

Hey, Macklemore...

Hello, my fellow not-so-fashionable friends! I cannot believe that I haven't updated since March. It has been far too long! However, I am back, and I assure you that I will not stray again (well, at least not until my college apps. are due..).

I simply cannot believe that we are rounding the one year anniversary of this blog! If any of you have been reading since the beginning, you might recall that I wrote a brief article on the wonders of thrift shopping. In honor of this, and my more recent expenditures in stupefying secondhand shops, allow me to present my recently discovered expertise in the art of thrift shopping:

Rule #1 (the most crucial, obviously): Before partaking in such a venture, know what you are shopping for.
Alas, many a naive thrift shopper (including myself) has entered into a treasure trove of savings unarmed with a practical list of items for purchase. These grandiose shopper savings will only save you money if you don't overextend your limited budget on useless knick-knacks.

Rule #2: Bring a companion.
You may think that you can pull off that full-length denim skirt with hideous floral trimmings, but your wise compatriot may think otherwise. Take to heart their sage words of advice, for they could very well save you from catastrophic embarrassment.

Rule #3 (I lied; this rule is more important than the first): Stick to a budgeted spending amount.
THIS IS KEY!! Do not stray from the frugal path of a budget, unless you are willing to face the extraordinary monetary consequences!

As long as one adheres to these three simple rules, I am sure that you will flourish!

Lastly, I cannot resist showing you my Savers thrift finds!

Boots: Savers, $7

Blouse: Savers, $6

Shorts: Savers, $8

Checkered Blouse: Savers, $4

Flannel and Shorts: Savers, $6, $4

Boots: Savers, $18 (I know, they were the most expensive items by far, but they're in fantastic condition, and I've been looking for brown combats for a long time)

Bow Belt: Savers, $3

Vintage blouse: Garage sale, $0.25

Sunsational Hat: Savers, $6

I wish you the best of luck in your thrifty pursuits! Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!

Geek Chic

Hello my fellow not-so-fashionable friends! I hope that you're having a fabulous spring so far!

Today, we're going to discuss the wonders of nerdy fashion.

You see, oftentimes it's considered unstylish to support your favorite fandom, or sport a token that only a fellow geek would understand. However, it's my pleasure to inform you that I have discovered a loophole:  I've dubbed it "Geek Chic".

There are several ways in which you can turn a bookish reference t-shirt, or silly contraption (Sonic Screwdriver anyone?), into a stylish outfit.

Step 1: Be sure to pair your token geek item with stylish items in order to off-set its influence.

Example: Combat Boots

 

Flannels

 

 

 

The "Stylish Outfit With A Hint of Nerd" Look

♫She's just a wizard girl, living in a Muggle world♫

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Step 2: Be prepared to receive some odd looks from those passing you by.

 

If such an event is to occur, remember this:

 

 

Step 3: DON'T and I repeat, DO NOT wear ANYTHING that even remotely resembles this (I don't care how devoted of a fan you are; this is absolutely unacceptable!).

Unless you want children to sprint in the opposite direction, fleeing for their lives, don't wear this.

Step 4: Remember this above all:

Though you may be the recipient of a quizzical stare or two, or even have a condescending guffaw directed your way, it matters not. One does not simply (I apologize; the opportunity was too good to pass up! ;) deny who they are, nor what they enjoy. Whether you be a Tolkienite, Potterhead, Whovian, Trekkie (I've been told that they prefer Trekker, but that's really too bad), an honorary Jedi (or Sith; I rather prefer the Sith), or know exactly how many swords are in the Iron Throne (1,000, in case you were wondering), don't be ashamed to proudly display your interest through fashion....

Unless you look like this:

In which case, I beg of you, please do show some bit of discretion (and by discretion I mean DO NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD WEARING THIS. EVER.).




Well, that's all for today folks! Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!




P.S.

Guys: If Zac Efron can do it, you can too!

 (But please don't wear Toms, you'll only embarrass yourselves.)

 

Three Reasons Not To Wear High Waisted Shorts

Hello my fellow not-so-fashionable friends! I'm sincerely sorry for not having posted in such a long time, but sleep is slightly more important than blogging!

That being said, it's nearly springtime!

Springtime is wonderful for fashion! It's the season of floral, dresses, sandals, shorts, maxi skirts, you name it! Unfortunately, springtime has a price, for with great weather comes great responsibility (*nerdishly chuckles*). And sadly this means....

High waisted shorts.

Now, I was, at one time, absolutely, completely, and utterly repulsed by these shorts, but I've come to the conclusion that they are, in fact, acceptable under the following conditions:

1. You have amazing legs!

Exhibit A:

2. You don't wear the super tight, super short shorts!

These aren't too tight, or too short!

 

 

 

 

3. You're Taylor Swift.

Enough said.

 

 

 

 

 

However, if you are in doubt of whether or not you fit into one of these categories, chances are, you look like this:

This outfit literally screams "Help!"

 

So, here are the three reasons not to wear high waisted shorts:

 

 

 

1. Your butt cheeks will be exposed... and it's not cute.

*See example above*

 

 

 

 

2. The "high-waisted-wedgie"

 

Please.... don't fall victim to this tragedy.

 

 

 

 

3. There is some fat that is better left covered.

 

The results were too *shudders* untasteful to portray.

All that I can say is, please, for the love of all things wonderful, DO NOT google "shorts fails."

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, that's all for today! Have a lovely spring and may you make your fashion choices wisely!

 

 

Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!

 

 

 

 

 

Why Harem Pants Might Be The Best Things Ever Created

Hello my not-so-fashionable friends and happy Fancy Friday! I had a wonderful week of fashion discoveries (some fantastic and some not-so-fantastic) and I hope that you did as well!

Today, we're going to talk about harem pants a.k.a. the best pants in existence. Now, the name might be slightly questionable, but believe me, these pants are absolutely, positively, inarguably amazing!

So, without further ado, here are the top four reasons why harem pants are my favorite pants on Earth (I can't say the universe, for there might be pants out there that I haven't tried and I simply can't be prejudiced against them):

1. They are incredibly comfortable!

Have you ever had one of those horrid days in which you awaken feeling simply dreadful and you cannot think of wearing anything but sweatpants (I most definitely have!)? However, one should not always be forced to sacrifice fashion in exchange for comfort. In fact, the simple (and fabulous!) solution to such a dilemma is this: harem pants. Not only do they look stylish and unique, but they are exceptionally soft and quite easy to move about in!

For example, this forward-thinking young lady is both comfortable and stylish!

2. Harem pants are form flattering!

They truly are! They work for nearly every body type and they keep hidden what we would like to keep hidden! (:

Tips for shorter women: When wearing harem pants, try to pair them with sandals, or a small heel, and roll the waistband so that they don't nearly reach your ankles, like this:

If your pants look even remotely like this, please stop wearing them. It's not worth it. Run. Don't waste your money, just run away from these dreadful diaper-like creations (especially those lavender ones, tsk tsk!).

3. They make you feel like a stylish person over-all!

I kid you not, there's this inevitable sensation of confidence that accompanies me whenever I wear harem pants! It's unexplainable; I suppose it's simply a result of looking spectacular and knowing it! (;

Before we go, here are some examples of what not to wear in regards to harem pants:

(These could potentially be sleepwear.)

(Believe it or not, these are actually considered pants *shudders*)

(These pants are (barely) acceptable if you are a hip-hop dancer, but even then, do not EVER pair those pants with those shoes!)

(No, just no.)

Caution: It has not been scientifically proven that harem pants are suited for everyone, so please (I beg of you!) keep this in mind whilst searching for the perfect pair.

That's all for today! Happy fashion findings!

Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!

Why Fancy Fridays Are AMAZING!

Hello my not-so-fashionable friends! Happy Fancy Friday!

For those of you that know me, it's very likely that you know of my love for Fancy Fridays. For those of you that don't, as you might have noticed, I coined the term "Fancy Friday" quite some time ago. It's not just an alliteration; it's a weekly dress-up day!

You see, a few years back, I had several friends who had a "Fancy Tuesday" every week, upon which they would wear matching pencil skirts and whatnot. I thought that that was silly, for why would one pick "Fancy Tuesday" when "Fancy Friday" sounds ever so much better? From that day forward, I vowed to dress-up on Fridays, come rain or shine. It didn't matter whether or not I had worn sweat pants every day that week; Fancy Fridays would not be compromised!

Also, it's nice to have at least one day a week to look forward to, for though other clothing is wondrously comfortable, i.e. sweatpants, Fancy Fridays are days to not only look your best, but, in doing so, feel your best! Because, let's face it, who doesn't feel even a slight bit better when they know that they look fabulous?

That being said, I would love to have some fellow Fancy Friday-ers! The more, the merrier! (:



Below are a few recent examples of my Fancy Friday escapades:

That's all folks! Live long and prosper fashionably my friends and may the fashion force be with you!

Fashion Do's and Don'ts: Guys Edition

Hello my fellow not-so-fashionable people! I'm sorry that I have been unable to post consistently, but, what can I say? I'm busy (a.k.a. I watch WAY too much Netflix).

However, I'm excited to announce that I am finally submitting a guys' fashion post! Because, let's face it, guys need just as much, if not more, help when it comes to fashion than the oh-so-wonderful female population. That being said, here are the four main do's and don'ts of men's fashion:


1. DO: Wear V-neck shirts, rather than scoop necks
There is something undeniably more attractive about men who wear V-necks, more so than men who wear scoop necks.

DON'T: Wear a gargantuously deep, plunging V-neck
It looks like your trying to show off your cleavage, but (just a little helpful reminder!) you don't have any.
Example:

Acceptable

Unacceptable




2. DON'T: Wear super tight skinny jeans

Look, I understand that you want to show off your hot body (or not-so-hot body), but please leave the skinny jeans to the ladies. However, looser skinny jeans are acceptable (after all, no one wants to wear flare jeans ALL the time).

Example:

Acceptable                                             Unacceptable

 




3. DON'T: Sag

Need I say more?

UNACCEPTABLE (no one wants to see your pink underwear!)

4. DON'T: Wear Toms

I understand that Toms are for a fantastic cause and I applaud our extreme consumerist society for doing something for someone other than themselves (for once), but Toms do not look good on guys. Only gay men and European guys can pull them off, so if you're neither, DO NOT WEAR THEM.



I hope that this was at least somewhat helpful to you! Have a fabulous Fancy Friday!




Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!