Three Reasons Not To Wear High Waisted Shorts

Hello my fellow not-so-fashionable friends! I'm sincerely sorry for not having posted in such a long time, but sleep is slightly more important than blogging!

That being said, it's nearly springtime!

Springtime is wonderful for fashion! It's the season of floral, dresses, sandals, shorts, maxi skirts, you name it! Unfortunately, springtime has a price, for with great weather comes great responsibility (*nerdishly chuckles*). And sadly this means....

High waisted shorts.

Now, I was, at one time, absolutely, completely, and utterly repulsed by these shorts, but I've come to the conclusion that they are, in fact, acceptable under the following conditions:

1. You have amazing legs!

Exhibit A:

2. You don't wear the super tight, super short shorts!

These aren't too tight, or too short!

 

 

 

 

3. You're Taylor Swift.

Enough said.

 

 

 

 

 

However, if you are in doubt of whether or not you fit into one of these categories, chances are, you look like this:

This outfit literally screams "Help!"

 

So, here are the three reasons not to wear high waisted shorts:

 

 

 

1. Your butt cheeks will be exposed... and it's not cute.

*See example above*

 

 

 

 

2. The "high-waisted-wedgie"

 

Please.... don't fall victim to this tragedy.

 

 

 

 

3. There is some fat that is better left covered.

 

The results were too *shudders* untasteful to portray.

All that I can say is, please, for the love of all things wonderful, DO NOT google "shorts fails."

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, that's all for today! Have a lovely spring and may you make your fashion choices wisely!

 

 

Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!