Friday, February 7, 2014

Why Harem Pants Might Be The Best Things Ever Created

Hello my not-so-fashionable friends and happy Fancy Friday! I had a wonderful week of fashion discoveries (some fantastic and some not-so-fantastic) and I hope that you did as well!

Today, we're going to talk about harem pants a.k.a. the best pants in existence. Now, the name might be slightly questionable, but believe me, these pants are absolutely, positively, inarguably amazing!

So, without further ado, here are the top four reasons why harem pants are my favorite pants on Earth (I can't say the universe, for there might be pants out there that I haven't tried and I simply can't be prejudiced against them):

1. They are incredibly comfortable!

Have you ever had one of those horrid days in which you awaken feeling simply dreadful and you cannot think of wearing anything but sweatpants (I most definitely have!)? However, one should not always be forced to sacrifice fashion in exchange for comfort. In fact, the simple (and fabulous!) solution to such a dilemma is this: harem pants. Not only do they look stylish and unique, but they are exceptionally soft and quite easy to move about in!

For example, this forward-thinking young lady is both comfortable and stylish!

http://www.perpetuallychic.com/2013/07/paisley-harem-pants/

2. Harem pants are form flattering!

They truly are! They work for nearly every body type and they keep hidden what we would like to keep hidden! (:

Tips for shorter women: When wearing harem pants, try to pair them with sandals, or a small heel, and roll the waistband so that they don't nearly reach your ankles, like this:



If your pants look even remotely like this, please stop wearing them. It's not worth it. Run. Don't waste your money, just run away from these dreadful diaper-like creations (especially those lavender ones, tsk tsk!).

3. They make you feel like a stylish person over-all!

I kid you not, there's this inevitable sensation of confidence that accompanies me whenever I wear harem pants! It's unexplainable; I suppose it's simply a result of looking spectacular and knowing it! (;




Before we go, here are some examples of what not to wear in regards to harem pants:


http://hijabulous.blogspot.com/2009/01/trend-harem-pants.html
(These could potentially be sleepwear.)

(Believe it or not, these are actually considered pants *shudders*)

(These pants are (barely) acceptable if you are a hip-hop dancer, but even then, do not EVER pair those pants with those shoes!)

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=8x0BOwbZlYtgdM&tbnid=fA0dwa-7ZnqpDM:&ved=0CAQQjB0&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fantazia-shop.com%2Fbig-large-super-size-trousers%2F1001-k1323-harem-pants-elastic-surya-purple.html&ei=OLj1UrLUIpK6oQTBo4K4Bw&bvm=bv.60983673,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNGRdWjCbSfI1xbII_3X_FdtXRu3EA&ust=1391921278267128

(No, just no.)



Caution: It has not been scientifically proven that harem pants are suited for everyone, so please (I beg of you!) keep this in mind whilst searching for the perfect pair.



That's all for today! Happy fashion findings!


Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!









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