Thursday, October 31, 2013

What Not To Wear: Halloween Edition

Happy Halloween my not-so-fashionable friends! I hope that you're having a safe and fantastic Halloween!
Everyone knows that one of the very best parts of Halloween is getting to dress-up! If it's not one of your favorite parts, then we probably shouldn't be friends... I'm just kidding! But I really do love dressing up! However, the only frustrating aspect of costumes is the following: people. Especially girls!

I don't know who vocalized the fact that lingerie and animal ears constitute a costume, but believe me, they don't! It's been said that Halloween is the only acceptable night of the year to dress-up like a stripper, but in reality, there is NO acceptable night of the year to dress-up like a stripper (unless you are an actual stripper)!

So, this Halloween, I beg of you to reconsider your costume if you are planning on being a "mouse" (example pictured below).

 
If you want to be taken seriously in life, you should try to dress with class.

Examples of Acceptable Costume Choices:
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/06/21/33/06213355864caee83129f3ea4aa3b451.jpg
 
Mary Poppins
http://fabfitfun.com/halloween-costumes-2013-slideshow#/current_gift01
 
Yogurtland
 
http://thechicsite.com/2013/10/26/12-last-minute-halloween-costumes/
Flapper
 

That's all for today! Have a fashionably fabulous Halloween!



Live long and prosper fashionably and may the fashion force be with you!

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