However, though we haven't had any snow where I'm currently residing, the temperatures have dropped drastically. I've been hard pressed to find warm enough clothing for this weather. But what never ceases to amaze me is this: come rain or shine, no matter how far below freezing the weather is, women continue to wear crop tops.
Why? Why on Earth would you risk your health for the sake of dressing like a trollop? And, to be quite frank, there are those that should not be wearing crop tops. Ever.
I don't mean to be rude, but in the spirit of full disclosure, let us be honest with ourselves: we know that most people should not be wearing crop tops. I shouldn't wear crop tops!
That being said, here are the top four reasons why you should stay away from crop tops:
1. They're not flattering for your stomach (unless you have a six pack)
-Exhibit A
Crop tops will show EVERYTHING (and I mean everything!). So, if you have something that you'd rather hide behind, oh, I don't know, a piece of clothing, then don't wear a crop top!
2. Even if you look like a Victoria's Secret Angel (what with your perfect body and whatnot), crop tops scream "Unprofessional!"
3. Even if you aren't a trollop, crop tops oftentimes will make you appear as one. What if (and this is just a suggestion) we left a little something to the imagination? Would the world end? I should think not.
4. Just because something is "in style" does NOT mean that one should wear it!
I mean, technically, THESE are "in style":
Just a bit of food for thought!
Live long and prosper fashionably my friends and may the fashion force be with you!
P.S. Trollop-a vulgar or disreputable woman; especially: one who engages in sex promiscuously or for money (www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/trollop)
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